Made me rich

So I was poaching in mid-July on someone elses property, and I was using this app. I sounded a call, and someone shot me in the face. Immediately, the guy came running up. I took me a second to recognize him (Half of my right eye was blown off), but then I realized he was my local congressman. He was also poaching, and he gave me some money so I wouldnt tell the media. He gave me 5,000 dollars, which was 9 times my life savings. Now I can actually afford to live in a non-condemned structure! However, I dont have depth perception anymore, so I can no longer hunt, and I find my self walking into wall all of the time. 4/5 stars

R. Ed Neck about Deer Calls Pro, v2.0